Today I said “Hi, Do you need a hand?” to a guy with only one arm. Whoops
I once asked a guy with no thumb if anyone had lost a finger.. It was a massive jar of vinegar.
(Source: nayf)
Getting back on it.
(via seeyouintwinpeaks)
sweetestlungs: Feed me.
Italian BMT Subway. Dominos Pepperoni Passion. Fajitas. Nachos covered in chilli and cheese. KFC boneless banquet with gravy. Chillie heatwave doritos. Double quarter pounder with cheese… meal. Crate of Desperados.
nando’s medium half chicken with garlic bread & peri chips,…
Nando’s double chicken pitta with cheese - extra hot with peri chips and creamy mash, dominos pepperoni passion with chicken and wedges combo, kfc large twister meal also with a large popcorn chicken, mcdonald’s 20 nugget meal, smokey BBQ sauce, eggy bread, fajitas, enchiladas, full English breakfast, and Pepsi.
Spicy beef burrito washed down with pacifico beer, Chicken madras with naan bread, chicken pacoras and onion bahjis. Large Big Mac Meal with an extra Big Mac and 2 extra Hamburgers. Large wicked zinger meal with extra hot wings. Large angus with bacon meal with extra onion rings.
*chicken madras with naan bread
Tha nos lad!
Glover’s steak pie between Warburton’s
Dear advertisers
Tired of hearing twee covers of songs. Tired of sepia. Tired of northern people talking about bingo. Any more?
If I had money this is what I’d buy today.
This year’s was great. Played pool for an hour and didn’t pot a single ball. Drunk.
(Source: fuckyeahsk8net)
